If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
they need to just BURY HIM!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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