We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Two words: nipple clamps
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