love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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