Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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