bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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