Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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