I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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