You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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