I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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