scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
NoShamevember. You game?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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