so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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