i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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