y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If that was your dad, he is hot
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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