dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
being pregnant is like rehab
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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