she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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