you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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