so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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