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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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