do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
