didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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