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She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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