Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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