jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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