So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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