He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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