And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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