Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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