one two three fourrrrnication!
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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