Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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