Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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