I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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