Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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