I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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