I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize
