My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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