Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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