apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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