Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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