Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
my shit smells like andre
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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