Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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