Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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