He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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