So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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