I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
