He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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