school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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