Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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