All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Randomize
