Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Never joke about your clitoris.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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