dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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