Sry I called you an 8
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I need water and some morals
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