Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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